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campingggggggg :(
Moist cookies. <3
these are PANCAKES you dipshit.
MOIST COOKIES LOL
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coz i am! hahaha. I think I’ve taken too much painkillers today.
You don’t have to read the rest of this post. It’s lame. I’m just documenting my mental state for future reference.
Anyway they’re wearing off now and I’ve been backreading some of my conversations tonight. Oh boy, I’m having mental aberrations.
I just debated with someone on why I shouldn’t come over at this hour. Though, even if I were in a mint condition, I’d still be right. But the way I argued, boy, what was going on my mind?? it went like this:
“or or or… you can come over and bring me water”
“what a lame excuse!”
“lame excuse to what?”
“grabe ako pa padadalhin ng water! when was it ever “jill went up the hill..” it was always jack and jill who fetched a pail of water”
“ano? anong klaseng analogy iyan!”
“why not? it’s totally relevant”
“sure. it totally is.”
“my other point is… it’s dangerous to carry water to heights (condo kasi), jack broke his crown. imagine what could happen to me!”
“that’s a lame excuse”
“it’s not lame! the world is in peril. evil surrounds us.. DANGER is lurking.”
Tapos pagkita mo sa kanya, may dalang pagkain para sayo, kahit di mo sinabihan.
putangina lang. i can’t believe i actually considered reconciling.